I read the front page of the Sutton Post with interest this evening. I have to admit that I found the article to be most amusing! One of Councillor Scully's newly converted supporters has made a 'Peter Geiringer inspired gaff' over a refuse collection issue. It would seem that Scully's nearest and dearest do find the topic of refuse collection to be an extremely tricky subject indeed.
The Sutton Conservative hierarchy's efforts at negotiating the finer points of waste management matters have once again ended up on the front page of The Post, whereby the journalist covering the story has AGAIN given Scully's Tories a damn good leathering for their incompetence.
Upon reading the article it would appear that Councillor Cliff Carter has in his limitless pomposity ordered a council employee to send a 40 tonne truck to make a single garden waste collection from just one Borough resident- rather than wait for a smaller vehicle to be made available.This event has obviously caused a significant drain on Sutton Council's financial resources. The fuel and manpower required for such a trip have created a large bill that could only be described as disproportionate to the objective of the task. Those interested in limiting the environmental impact of heavy vehicles will be appalled at the bloody-mindedness of Councillor Carter who allegedly still gave the go-ahead for the single collection to be made.
Here is the excerpt from this weeks Sutton Post article:
WASTE ROW AS LORRY SENT TO GET ONE BAG
"Cllr Clif Carter ordered garden waste to be collected by a dust cart traveling 12 miles".
COUNCIL Chiefs commitment to the environment has been criticised after a giant 40-tonne lorry was sent on a 12-mile trek to collect just one bag of green waste.
The collection was ordered after the bag - belonging to a resident in Aultone Way, Benhilton, was overlooked by workers during their rounds on Thursday June 12.
But the use of such a large truck has come under attack from one outraged councillor for being a huge waste of taxpayers' money.
Cllr Paddy Kane - chairman of the sustainable communities scrutiny committee at Sutton Council, said "One of our functions on the committee is to ensure we get best value for money. This is gross misuse of council resources".
Garden waste delivered to the recycling centre is composted at a facility in Beddington Lane to help the environment. Cllr Kane added "Sending a 40-tonne truck for one bag of garden waste is not environmentally friendly. It's absolutely frivolous".
The truck ws driven from its depot in Beddington Lane to Aultone Rd and then back via Kimpton reuse and recycling centre in North Cheam, where the bag was then offloaded.
Sutton North councillor Cliff Carter said he ordered the pick-up from Kimpton reuse and recycling centre on Saturday after they promised to collect the residents' bag twice bit did not.
He insists he did not realise such a large vehicle would be sent out.
Cllr Carter said "If you pay for a service you expect to get results, but there's no reason at all why they should sent out a large lorry".
But Cllr Kane (LIB DEM) said the depot supervisor advised Cllr Carter the truck was not suitable for a single collection - and this was ignored.
Judging by this and other examples highlighted on this blog it would appear that Sutton's Tory hierarchy do not consider either taxpayers money or the environment to be quite so precious as they would otherwise have us believe.
So in homage to Councillor Cliff Carter's 40-tonne gaff I have penned for him the following ditty. I hope that Cliff and the rest of Scully Il Duce's gang of sycophants enjoy my little rhyme:
THE OLD MAN PHONED THE DUSTMEN
(by S.Watch)
to be sung to the tune of
MY OLD MAN'S A DUSTMAN
(by Buchanan / Donegan / Thorne)
Lonnie Donegan - 1960
Now here's a little story
To tell it is a must
About an unsung hero
That helped move away your dust.
Sutton Council wastes a fortune,
Whilst Shields & Scully make a mint;
Old man Carter he doesn't earn that much:
next to those two fat cats he's skint!
Though the old man phoned the dustmen,
He's got an 'eart of gold,
He became a Councillor two years back,
Though he was eighty-six years old.
We all said "'Ere, hang on, Cliff,
You're getting past your prime";
He said "Well, when you get to my age,
It helps to pass the time."
The Sutton Tories they went canvassing,
around the ward of Sutton North,
Cliff shuffled along Aultone Way,
Knocking on every door and porch.
Councillor Carter he did beg for votes,
for supporters he did fish,
He thought "I need some free publicity",
...and soon he'd get his wish!
For one day whilst in a hurry,
A dustman missed a lady's bin:
He hadn't gone but a few yards,
When Cliff chased after him.
"What game do you think you're playing?"
Cliff cried right from the 'eart,
"I will be forced to phone your guv'nor,
And demand a 40-tonne cart!"
Oh, the old man rang the dustmen,
Cliff was in no mood for barter,
The dustmen thought "Who is this mad old sod?",
it was of course COUNCILLOR CARTER!
"Come collect this garden waste" said Cliff,
"I'll not wait 'til the smaller van gets back",
he ignored the dustmen's protestations,
and threatened them with the sack!
So off drove this enormous truck with great big rubber boots,
All that waste, just one pick up,
and a bag full o' daisy roots!
The Tory leader sought damage limitation,
So Scully jumped to Cliff's defence,
That despotic Tory leader,
Must believe that we're all dense!
"Cliff didn't know about the size of the truck"
Scully began to wail,
He's long since shredded all the evidence,
About this Kimpton Rubbish Dump tale!
Oh, the old man phoned the dustmen,
And now he looks a prat,
'cos the Sutton Tory carbon footprint,
Is the size of Mount Ararat.
So the next time you spot Councillor Carter,
He looks just like your grandad,
He'll be ask you for your vote next time,
So tell him "Cliff, you must be MAD!"
Despite Councillor Carter not caring about the damage this exercise was to inflict upon the environment and the local taxpayer's pockets it would be interesting to know just how much money was wasted on this single collection.
Nice work, Cliff!